ok firstly lol!!!!
Kinda bored at work decided ill just go browse the net for something random. I ended up getting to an Urban Dictionary site. (Dont ask me how i ended up there, but i did!)
But anyways so i decided ill just look through some things and found a few words i thought was funny.(Oh it also seems that the dictionary is aimed at men to understand women but i might be wrong.)
So the words "fine" , "i guess so" , "we need to talk" was on this page and links to some others which i added.
Definitions:
Fine =
"Like many other phrases and words a woman uses, fine does not mean fine. Fine means "go fuck yourself". It is usually used to signal the end of an argument."
I guess so =
"I don't give a fuck / if you want to / i don't care / do what you want to do"
We need to talk =
"1. womens secret code for : haha sonny, you're fucked."
"2. female version of "I need to complain""
I love you =
"If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."
If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex.""
"the three magical words that get a girl into bed." (cough)
PMS =
"A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*"
lol there is more but i rather not post the entire site here... Now for my question... <.<
Who thinks like this here? >.>;
P.S... feel free to add to the list lol